Deadspin report: Lakers victims of hoax, Dwight Howard actually Greg Oden
In a shocking exposé that has cast a shadow over the entire NBA, Deadspin.com released a report alleging that, while the Lakers thought they had traded for perennial All-Star Dwight Howard, they actually acquired former Portland Trailblazer Greg Oden.
Lakers games to be broadcast on SOAPnet for remainder of 2013 season
"We're overjoyed!" said SOAPnet exec Sally Benson. "These guys are way more melodramatic than our current shows and storylines. Will Kobe [Bryant] and Dwight [Howard] make up? Or will their rivalry tear this team apart? You'll have to tune in to find out!"
Kobe can’t believe all this Tiger stuff
"Oh wow, Tiger dropped a little white ball two yards from where he was supposed to drop it?" asked Bryant. "And now they're having a big press conference about it and all the stations are treating it as if he murdered someone?"
Dwight Howard to sign with first team that lets him have ice cream for...
"When I was with the Lakers, they always told me that I could have ice cream after I ate my vegetables," the 6'11'' center told reporters. "I hate broccoli! It's gross. I wanted to eat a pint of rocky road for dinner, and they never let me."
Lakers fans offered chance to exchange Dwight Howard jerseys for Aaron Hernandez ones
Lakers fans feel Hernandez disgraced the Patriots by murdering someone less than Howard did by leaving their team via free agency.
Next free agent that signs with Lakers will be given cameo in Sharknado sequel
Team owner Jim Buss has promised that the next free agent who agrees to terms with the Lakers will be guaranteed a spot in the upcoming movie "Sharknado 2, Malibu Madness."
ISIS horrifies Americans with new video declaring Kobe better than Jordan
“The arrogance and hypocrisy that fuels the West’s anti-Islamic war games and oppression is the same haughtiness that feeds Americans’ stubborn, obtuse belief that Jordan is better than Kobe,” the figure says, holding an AK-47 assault rifle in a barren desert landscape.
