Friday, September 18, 2020

Hawk Harrelson’s H.O.F. speech to be lots of dead air and a story about...

Congratulations are in order for retired White Sox announcer Ken "Hawk" Harrelson who was today named the 2020 Ford C. Frick Award winner, meaning he'll have his place in Cooperstown.

MLB cancels replay in meaningless games on account of it being stupid

MLB Commissioner Rob "Right Said" Manfred today announced the league will no longer conduct instant replay reviews in games that have no playoff implications, citing "stupidity."

White Sox acquire another massive parking lot at trade deadline

As the entire league is abuzz with trade deadline deals the White Sox were not to be left out. The team made a deal of its own, acquiring a huge parking lot near Guaranteed Rate Field.

With rain looming, Barrett and Pierzynski willing to fight until death to determine winner...

With April weather infiltrating mid-June in Chicago, the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley appears to be in jeopardy. Joe Maddon and Rick Renteria met privately Monday to determine what they would like to...

White Sox fan ‘terribly disappointed’ to find out Anthony Rizzo plays for the Cubs

“I just found out tonight that Anthony Rizzo doesn’t play for the White Sox," said Jenson. "He plays for the Cubs, did you guys know that?”

Tim Anderson takes limo around bases after hitting home run

After his bat flip heard 'round the world got baseball purists’ adult diapers in a bunch, Tim Anderson, the best shortstop in Chicago, was back at it again after celebrating a home...

White Sox offer Bryce Harper 10 years/$400 million with opt-out every game

After devastatingly losing out on a bidding war for Machado to the bleeping’ San Diego Padres, the White Sox front office is looking to salvage the offseason by offering Bryce Harper a 10 year/$400 million offer with an opt out after every game.