Sunday, May 19, 2024

From the Lastros to the Cleveland Frowns, The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.

The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos, Part 2

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.

Ichiro will enter Hall of Fame as Yankee

“It’s a cult, simply put,” said Jack Zduriencik, Mariners’ Executive Vice President and GM. “He’s been there a few days and they’re already pumping that aura and mystique [expletive] into his brain.”

Sabathia sues man who mistook him for Grimace the McDonald’s character

"When he approached me I was already infuriated to the point of sweating, which really isn't that big of a deal for me because I sweat when I sleep," Sabathia said. "But the guy kept asking me where Ronald was, so I told him who I was. He said his kid wanted a Grimace autograph more than a CC Sabathia autograph, so I told him off."

Paternity test shows Yankees are former Red Sox Pedro Martinez’s actual biological daddy

Despite Dominican papers saying otherwise, a paternity test taken in April by Pedro Martinez revealed that the New York Yankees are indeed his daddy.

Yankees upset over bitter-faced Teixeira’s new beer endorsement

The Coors Brewing Company recently inked the Yankees slugger to a five-commercial deal in which he will don the famous “bitter beer face.”

CC Sabathia misunderstands ‘Subway Series’ term, thinks it’s an eating competition for Subway sandwiches

CC Sabathia participated in a Subway sandwich eating competition this evening, misunderstanding the "Subway Series" term that is always applied to the Yankees' and Mets' bi-annual interleague series. Sabathia, who wasn't scheduled to pitch this weekend, went to Harlem on Friday afternoon to take part in the annual New York Competitive Eating Subway Series, a competition that faces off top sub sandwich eaters from around the New York area with each other.