Saturday, January 22, 2022

Bunch of assholes on ESPN analyze A-Rod ‘roid admission to death

It was the shot heard 'round the world this weekend: Sports Illustrated reported Yankees mega-star Alex Rodriguez reportedly failed a steroid test back in 2003. Monday he confirmed that in an exclusive interview when A-Rod acknowledged that he did in fact take steroids for a three-year period while with the Texas Rangers earlier this decade. That allowed ESPN's dogs to attack, including three talking heads who are grade-A pricks in their own right.

Around the League: Yankees sign Geico Caveman

After an extremely quiet offseason, particularly by New York standards, the Yankees have made an April splash by signing the Geico Caveman to be the team's designated hitter.