Yankees fan insists infatuation with A-Rod is purely platonic
“Do I come down here and stare at these posters from time to time?” asked Herbst. “Yes, I do. Often. He’s a beautiful specimen of manhood.”
Williamsburg hipsters claim to be fans of Brooklyn Dodgers, watch entire ’55 World Series...
A group of young men recently gathered around a MacBook Pro at Barcade to watch the entire 1955 World Series on YouTube, declaring themselves avid fans of the Brooklyn Dodgers.
Cubs spruce up ‘dumpy’ Wrigley with new wallpaper
"The Yankees are the most famous team in all of sports and just got a brand new $2.3 billion stadium," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "And since people from around the league have recently started calling our stadium a dump, we had to do something to liven the place up."
Yankees offer to let Ricketts borrow some ‘baseball people’ to sort out his mess...
Bombers co-owner Hal Steinbrenner feels a degree of guilt over the mess of a franchise the Cubs have become and has offered to let Tom Ricketts borrow some “baseball people” for the extent of the three-game interleague series.
Yanks send Colon to DL with nonexistent left hamstring
“This was the first case I’d ever seen of a man having more ham than hamstring in his body, truly a marvel of modern medicine,” reported an anonymous doctor.
Heckler Comic: Jeter bails on Cubs series
The Yankees aren't the only ones upset about Derek Jeter being placed on the DL just before the team's series at Wrigley.
Yankees fan blames home loss to Red Sox on girlfriend’s refusal to wear rally...
“It’s impossible,” Scaramone said. “There’s no way we would’ve lost if Sheila had worn her rally cap like I told her to.”
