Sunday, May 19, 2024

A-Rod accused of being overrated poker player

“Every time he got aces, he yelled ‘A-Bombs for A-Rod!’ to the entire table,” said self-proclaimed top poker player in the world, Phil Hellmuth. “He was easier to read than a children’s book.”

Posada destroys Yankees clubhouse after misinformed brawl with Girardi

Jorge Posada is responsible for over $20,000 worth of damage to the Yankees clubhouse Tuesday after a spat with manager Joe Girardi fueled by the insecure DH's misinformed eavesdropping.

Indians trade top prospect to New York for $24 worth of beads

The Indians sent top Triple-A prospect Peter Minuit to the Yankees yesterday in exchange for $24 of beads, pelts and “clay pots to be named later.”

Yankees announce more Jeter milestones in hopes he’ll once again rise to occasion

“Did you know the all-time record of 2-out base hits against an American League team located in Illinois is 17?” asked manager Joe Girardi. “And our leadoff batter is just two clutch hits away from surpassing that mark.”

Every active player named to MLB All-Star team

Not only will the stands at Arizona’s Chase Field be filled to capacity this Tuesday, but so will the dugouts. Bud Selig announced today that every active player in baseball is on call for the Midsummer Classic.

Jeter marks 3,000 with HR, immediately inks shoe, book, movie, music and reality deals,...

The celebration over Derek Jeter’s historic three-thousand-hit milestone was cut short when Jeter abruptly left the stadium in the seventh inning holding a fist-full of checks.

New Yorkers question ‘alternative marriage’ when Yankees fan marries Red Sox fan

A Yankees fan club known as “The Swanky Yankees” is protesting the legalization of gay marriage, after it was revealed that a Yankees fan had married a Red Sox fan on the day of the law’s enactment.