Bartolo Colon wins inaugural Cross-Fat Games
The Cross-Fat Games combine High-Intensity Interval Eating with Olympic beer drinking and plyometric sundae snacking. The inaugural games were won by the rubinesque Colon who narrowly beat out former Lions QB Scott Mitchell, who is apparently now huge.
Verlander presents Jeter with Kate Upton before his last game at Comerica
Justin Verlander has arranged something that is likely to trump what any other team has given Jeter: swimsuit super model Kate Upton.
Rex Ryan names 2006 version of Rex Grossman Jets’ Week 6 starter
“Look guys, it’s really simple," said Ryan. "My Dad coached the Bears. They had a good defense and we have a good defense. Rex played for the Bears and almost beat Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl. 2006 Grossman is due. Plus, his name is Rex, and my name is also Rex.”
A-Rod apologizes for having dated Madonna
New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez issued a hand-written apology to Yankee fans, the Steinbrenner family and his teammates for having dated plastic surgery-ridden, post-menopausal pop star Madonna.
Carmelo Anthony refuses to pass mic to Pope Francis on MSG floor
"Why would I be shocked?" said long-time season ticket holder Anthony Scapaldi."He wouldn't pass to Stoudemire, Hardaway or Lin either."
WATCH NOW: Cubs-Mets 2015 NLCS preview video
It's Chicago against New York. Edder Vedder vs. 50 Cent. Deep dish pizza vs. cardboard covered in tomato sauce.
After signing Mets exec, Browns announce Manziel will be replaced by Matt Harvey
"When the Browns hired me, a baseball executive from the moneyball movement who was the general manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers during their second worst season since 1958, to oversea the overhaul of the Cleveland Browns as their Chief Strategy Officer, answerable only to the team president, I knew that they were willing to get their team on track."
