New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez issued a hand-written apology to Yankee fans, the Steinbrenner family and his teammates for having dated plastic surgery-ridden, post-menopausal pop star Madonna.

Blaming his behavior partly on poor judgment due to his frequent use of steroids, Rodriguez offered no excuses.

“I know Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, Katy Perry and other incredibly hot celebrity chicks would love to date an Alex Rodriguez,” the slugger wrote. “But,when someone like the ‘Material Girl’ gloms on to you, well, I just have to vogue.”

When asked by reporters about other women he allegedly dated, Rodriguez denied past relationships with newswoman Barbara Walters, comic actress Betty White and the late Joan Rivers.