Thursday, June 4, 2020

Tigers trade Miguel Cabrera to Carole Baskin for up-and-coming tiger cub

Miggy is heading back to Florida. After 13 seasons together, Detroit has traded first baseman Miguel Cabrera to Big Cat Rescue in exchange for a cute tiger cub named Rocky. Big Cat Rescue owner, Carole Baskins, took to YouTube to announce the new addition.

MLB cancels replay in meaningless games on account of it being stupid

MLB Commissioner Rob "Right Said" Manfred today announced the league will no longer conduct instant replay reviews in games that have no playoff implications, citing "stupidity."

Verlander presents Jeter with Kate Upton before his last game at Comerica

Justin Verlander has arranged something that is likely to trump what any other team has given Jeter: swimsuit super model Kate Upton.

Tigers respond to $5 BP backlash with a la carte pricing for bathrooms and...

Fans were aghast when it was announced that batting practice would cost an additional $5 for spring training games. However, the Tigers were not done innovating the baseball experience.

Tigers re-sign Sanchez, buy 2003 Marlins World Series trophy ‘just in case’

Nothing but a World Series championship will do for Tigers owner Mike Ilitch as he approaches the twilight of his storied career.

Prince Fielder insists ‘TurDunkin’ is vegetarian because it’s covered in sprinkles

"Any meat covered in sprinkles doesn't count," he said. "Everybody knows that. Seriously, I have some sprinkle-coated bacon in my fridge right now."

Selig awards World Series to Tigers after forcing Giants to forfeit all Melky’s games

Bud Selig shocked baseball Sunday night by revoking the Giants World Series victory because of Melky Cabrera's PED suspension in August after playing 113 games in 2012.