MLB Commissioner Rob "Right Said" Manfred today announced the league will no longer conduct instant replay reviews in games that have no playoff implications, citing "stupidity."
Justin Verlander has arranged something that is likely to trump what any other team has given Jeter: swimsuit super model Kate Upton.
Fans were aghast when it was announced that batting practice would cost an additional $5 for spring training games. However, the Tigers were not done innovating the baseball experience.
Nothing but a World Series championship will do for Tigers owner Mike Ilitch as he approaches the twilight of his storied career.
"Any meat covered in sprinkles doesn't count," he said. "Everybody knows that. Seriously, I have some sprinkle-coated bacon in my fridge right now."
Bud Selig shocked baseball Sunday night by revoking the Giants World Series victory because of Melky Cabrera's PED suspension in August after playing 113 games in 2012.
The move was made shortly after Major League Baseball moved game 4 of the ALCS to Thursday because of rain without a single drop of rain falling on Comerica Park.