Sold out Citi Field crowd turns out to be flash mob
“It was corny,” said Mets second baseman Daniel Murphy. “Seriously, I still don’t know what the heck happened. I think I heard them chant ‘Geico’ or something. Was that what it was?”
Naked guy in locker room overshadows Santana no-hitter
“It wasn’t me!” said Mets star, David Wright adamantly. “I’d never do anything to overshadow Johan’s performance … and if you look closely, that dude isn’t overshadowing anybody.”
Mets get their 10,000th no-hitter; first by one of their own pitchers
"This club is no stranger to remarkable pitching performances," said GM Sandy Alderson. "Over the years, we've been no-hit a total of 9,999 times. You could almost say the team is built to be humiliated like that."
MLB gives Mets Dickey’s no-hitter, 2000 World Series title
MLB changed that to an error on Wright this afternoon, and then gave the Mets the 2000 “Subway” World Series title while riding its momentum. The latter move was made primarily to stick it to the Yankees, whom Manhattanites can’t stand.
Eli Manning dons Mets gear at Citi Field, promptly tears ACL, MCL
Eli Manning was honored over the weekend as "Most Valuable Dad" at Citi Field in a Father's Day tribute. The Mets brought in the two-time champion in the hopes he would help generate some...
Dickey’s one-hitters attributed to conspiracy among umpires, says Buck Showalter
R.A. Dickey's recent one-hitter against the Baltimore Orioles was his second consecutive one-hit performance and Baltimore's manager is crediting the knuckleballer's success to a massive conspiracy implicating every single umpire in baseball.
Internet braces for slew of bad puns from hack writers in light of R.A....
"Just like Linsanity, it's only a matter of time before we get sick and tired of hearing about this feel-good story of an overachieving knuckleballer," said one blogger. "Seriously folks, it's going to get RA-Dickey-lous!"
