Do Lovie Smith and his wife have a ‘bland’ fetish?

Just a few days after the Rex Ryan foot-fetish scandal, new videos have surfaced online depicting what appears to be MaryAnne Smith, wife of Bears head coach Lovie Smith, in several tedious, uninteresting situations.

The Heckler Stat Pack

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Bears win NFC North, forego life-threatening Gatorade showers for coaches

The Bears clinched the NFC North with a convincing win over the Vikings behind a punishing defensive assault at the frozen TCF Bank Stadium. Surprisingly, key members of the team showed mercy to someone, albeit their own coaching staff, when they refused a traditional celebratory Gatorade shower of Lovie Smith and his cohorts as the clock wound down on their 40-14 victory.

Cliff Lee excited to be reunited with Philly Phanatic

The chance to win a championship is usually at the top of every athlete’s list when it comes to choosing with whom to sign during free agency, but the chance to be back with a favorite mascot is rarely cited as a reason. That’s why it was surprising to hear that the biggest reason Cliff Lee signed with the Phillies over the Yankees and Rangers was because their mascot, the Philly Phanatic.

Santa Claus, Ind., native Cutler has meltdown in Macy’s, attacks Father Christmas

Jay Cutler today disrupted a crowd of holiday shoppers at Macy’s downtown Chicago, having a complete meltdown that led to Cutler attacking Santa Claus while children in line hoping to met St. Nick looked on in horror.

Vikings purchase world’s largest roll of duct tape to repair Metrodome

The Vikings today purchased the world's largest roll of duct tape in a feverish attempt to patch the Metrodome roof in time for Monday night's Bears game against the Bears.