Philanthropist LeBron James donates free McDonald’s fries to his soup kitchen
LeBron James has picked up a new game during the ongoing NBA lockout – McDonald’s Monopoly. As depicted in a new commercial, LeBron defied one-in-four odds and won a free large fries, and thought it best to feed the hungry at his Miami based soup kitchen.
Palmer’s reemergence in NFL causes fantasy woes
Following Palmer's trade to the Raiders, fantasy owners everywhere scurried to either add him to an already mediocre stable of quarterbacks or to persuade league competitors that Palmer is a much more lucrative pickup than a middling running back, up and coming wide receiver, or second kicker.
Fame-hungry ’85 Bears demand Buckingham Palace visit
Less than a month after visiting the White House, the 1985 Chicago Bears demanded -- and received -- a visit to Buckingham Palace.
Jets sign Nick Mangold’s sister Holley to bolster offensive line
“You can’t teach size,” said GM Mike Tannenbaum of the 323-pound Mangold. “She’s bigger than Nicky, and he’s a Pro Bowler, why not keep it in the family?”
Da Coach teams up with Da Savior for tasteless new food venture
In a decision with extreme religious overtones, Mike Ditka has decided to partner up with the Lord Jesus Christ in a joint venture rolling out Iron Mike’s Da Savior steak sauce.
John Scott almost skates from one end of ice to other without falling
“John almost made it to the other end of the ice without falling,” Hawks coach Joel Quenneville said. “If he had picked a fight with [Shawn] Thornton at center ice, he would have regained his balance like he usually does and made it all the way.”
Chug-Chug Comic: Octopus throwing equals winning?
Chug-Chug encounters a Detroit Red Wings fan and picks up a new habit.
