Yankees take credit for Khadafy killing
Celebrations rang through Libya Thursday when the evil tyrant Mohammar Qaddafi was finally brought to justice by a man in a Yankee cap, and the Yankees are claiming that it was no coincidence.
Robbie Gould defects from Bears to join Manchester United
“I have no doubt in my abilities to boot a ball around,” said Gould. “Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, even told me I have what it takes to be the next Wayne Rooney. I can't say no to that.”
Ye Olde Bears Bingo: London Edition!
Play along while watching the Bears battle the Bucs in London for some mad reason.
Knicks will not retain Spike Lee for 2012 season
The NBA lockout may keep the Knicks from making player moves, but that didn't stop them from cutting a familiar face loose on Thursday when it was announced Spike Lee would not have his season tickets renewed.
Tired of being bullied, local 10-year-old hires Carcillo as personal enforcer
“Those big sixth-graders kept pushing me, taking my lunch money and saying they’d beat me up,” said Johnny. “But since Daniel’s been here they haven’t eaten lunch for like five days because he checks them out of the line. Now all they do is sleep at their desks.”
Video — Deep Thoughts by Lovie Smith: Opposing Coaches
Bears head coach Lovie Smith ponders his ability to read opposing coaches on the sidelines.
Martz-Cutler animosity MarioKart related
“Listen, Martz always gets to be Yoshi. He’s the fastest character with the best handling. I have to race with the Princess," said Cutler. "Unless you’re Tim Tebow, you really can’t know what it’s like trying to win over an NFL locker room using a character in a tiara and a pink dress.”
