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Cardinals manager Tony La Russa only announced his retirement Monday morning, but he's already proving to be a handful for some of his new daily haunts. Employees at St. Louis-area restaurants, libraries and shopping centers are reportedly sick of the skipper and how he's spending his new-found free time.

From Carlos Zambrano dressed as a Buddhist monk to Patrick Kane wearing a giant beer bottle, these are just a few of the Chicago personalities The Heckler spotted around town this weekend.

Time Out Worldwide has added another Chicago-based publication to its roster with the release of a magazine dedicated to Bears head coach Lovie Smith.

Wanting to hop on the wave of making one’s name into a physical gesture, NFL players across the country are creating their own catch phrase acts.

When Eli Manning stated he was in the same class as Tom Brady before the season, most laughed it off and refused to list him with the top quarterbacks in the game – now, they’ll have no choice but to call him “Elite.”

The Jets are being rocked by another scandal as it's been discovered famous fan "Fireman Ed" Anzalone is not a New York City firefighter as he has long purported. Anzalone is actually a Connecticut-based plumber, devastating news to Jets fans across the country for whom Fireman Ed has been a symbol for more than 20 years.

MLB Commissioner Bud Selig said Friday morning that he's extremely grateful the World Series is going to a Game 7 for the first time since 2002, giving the league a game that fans from around the globe are nearly as eager to watch as they are every year when the Super Bowl rolls around.