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“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Despite playing only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

"This was a no-brainer," said Yankees GM Brian Cashman. "The inactive roster poses a challenge to any professional athlete, and Carl has already demonstrated that he is uniquely capable of dealing with the pressures of inactive roster occupancy. He's also intimately familiar with the hospitals in the New York metropolitan area."

Comcast SportsNet reporter Sarah Kustok was still surprised and confused when an aide called one morning to report what the polls were showing -- that she was the new frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination.

Sony Corporation has followed the lead of rivals LG and Samsung by adding ESPN analyst and Monday Night Football host Chris Berman's face to mute buttons on all its TV remotes.

The decertification process has put the entire 2011-2012 NBA season in jeopardy, which Hunter and Player's Association President Derek Fisher insist would just have gotten in the way of constructing their "totally awesome" fort.

Jets head coach Rex Ryan and his brother Rob, defensive coordinator for the Dallas Cowboys, got together Monday afternoon for their annual "cow lunch," where the duo consumes an entire cow and shares stories about football.