Sunday, July 27, 2025

No Heisman for Te’o, but Notre Dame does vote him next Pope

That white smoke rising from the golden dome in South Bend, Indiana isn’t a riot because Manti Te’o didn’t win the Heisman. It is, instead, the smoke from the University of Notre Dame voting Te’o the next Pope.

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 14, 2012 (Vikings)

Play along as the Bears head north to take on the Vikings in what the broadcasters will surely call a must-win game.

Ronnie Woo-Woo runs over Bernie Brewer to retaliate for Sveum shooting

As he drove away from the scene, Woo-Woo leaned out the window shouting, "REVENGE, WOO! SUCK IT, WOO! CUBS, WOO!"

Upon legalization of pot in Washington, half of NBA players and former Cub Geovany...

“Seattle is a beautiful city, don’t get me wrong,” said NBA Commissioner David Stern. “But we haven’t had a team there since 2008.”

Cubs resort to asking Santa for third baseman

"Yeah ... I just asked Santa for a third baseman," an elated Hoyer told reporters. "He was visiting the hotel, so I shoved a bunch of kids out of my way and sat right down on his lap, began to sob, and asked him for someone to man the hot corner."

Hoyer trades Garza’s heart, Marmol’s legs, Soriano’s torso to Phillies, pending physical

As part of the contract, the Cubs are responsible for all shipping costs, whereas the Phillies will have the task of putting the pieces back together in their preferred manner.

Bielema headed to Arkansas because their colors match his wardrobe

"Well, thankfully they're the same colors, I don't have to waste time shopping. Ain't nobody got time for that," said Bielema. "It's an SEC school, so who cares if they've become even more of a joke while I'm there? I'd rather be a loser in the SEC than a winner by default in the Big Ten."