Tigers re-sign Sanchez, buy 2003 Marlins World Series trophy ‘just in case’
Nothing but a World Series championship will do for Tigers owner Mike Ilitch as he approaches the twilight of his storied career.
Jerry Jones considers placing Dez Bryant on IR, adding himself to roster
"There is a certain former all-conference free agent out there I've had my eye on for awhile," Jones said as he turned to face the gigantic mirror that lines an entire wall of his suite. "Yes sir. Just the guy for the job."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 15, 2012 (Packers)
Play along as the Bears take on the Packers at Soldier Field to decide yet again whether I-90 belongs to Illinois or Wisconsin.
Bears replace O-line with cardboard cutouts of Covert, Bortz, Hilgenberg, Thayer and Van Horne
The Bears coaching staff has decided to shake up the offensive line for the third time this season, opting to replace the current offensive line with cardboard cutouts of Jimbo Covert, Mark Bortz, Jay Hilgenberg, Tom Thayer, and Keith Van Horne. The intimidation factor alone is going to do a better job than the real line.
Cutler to face Packers encased in plastic bubble
The Bears announced today that banged-up QB Jay Cutler will play Sunday against the Packers, but would be encased in a plastic bubble similar to the one made famous by the 1970s movie starring John Travolta.
Cubs to honor woeful 2012 performance with commemorative pins next season
The Cubs announced today that the 2012 team would be honored with a commemorative pin next season. The club, which finished the season with 61 wins, will be honored for surpassing the obligatory 50 wins by some 11 games.
Josh Hamilton excitedly calculates how much coke he can buy with $125 million
"Well, I've still got a mortgage on my house in Texas, so I'll probably need to save about a million a year to pay for that and to get myself a nice condo in Cali. So at this point, the maximum amount I can set aside for coke would be $24 million each year, right everybody?"
