Badgers players confused by the number of times Alvarez’s Rose Bowl game plan calls...
"I'm sure Barry was a great coach back in the Stone Ages or whenever, but we're all a little concerned he's not with it anymore," said RB James White. "In practice all he keeps saying is how we've got to pound the ball up the middle 35 times a game with Ron Dayne, whoever that is."
To improve coaching, Bears replace Lovie Smith with actual lame duck
"Sure, Quackers has a broken leg and doesn't even speak English," said Emery. "But let's be honest, could he be any worse in crucial situations? We've observed the duck for nearly three hours and he hasn't wasted a single timeout yet."
Cubs issue commemorative ‘Year in Review’ empty box filled with great moments from 2012
"We wanted to catch all the special moments of this season, and put them in one commemorative gift," said Cubs executive Crane Kenney. "So, we're giving our season ticket holders this empty box."
5 generations of veteran Lions linemen admit ‘Lomas Brown isn’t alone, we’ve hated all...
Even more shocking than Brown's admission is the number of veteran Lions offensive linemen who have come out in his support, suggesting that for the past 55 years they too have been allowing defenses to run roughshod all over the Lions.
‘I bet the Packers are going to tank just to screw the Bears!’ says...
"The one time I find myself rooting for Green Bay, I know they're going to tank against the Vikings Sunday just to screw the Bears," said Emmert, blissfully ignorant to the fact that a Packers win in Minneapolis solidifies a first-round bye for Green Bay.
‘Ending the lockout’ doesn’t make Gary Bettman’s list of New Year’s resolutions
"Oh, I plan to be a lot more diligent with the Rogaine," said Bettman, who suffers from male pattern baldness. "I also want to spend more time watching basketball, hope to lose 10 pounds and no matter what happens -- I will nap at least five hours a day in 2013."
It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
