Cubs final bullpen spot down to Marmol or half-eaten box of Valentine chocolates
"I saw the chocolates just sitting there on the bleachers at Hohokam," Sveum said. "They were a complete mess in that Arizona heat. It's going to be a tough call, but right now, we're going to have to make a determination about who will melt down less quickly."
White Sox overhaul Fundamentals Deck to be more trailer park friendly
For the less fortunate Sox fan, commonly known as every Sox fan, the children's-sized baseball diamond has been taken out and a mini trailer park has been installed. Children can enjoy the rusted out 78' Chevy truck on blocks, and adults can test their hitchin' skills on the timed trailer hitch station.
Kane swears shipment of glitter and confetti has nothing to do with next shootout...
“Oh, that?” Kane responded. “Must be Bickell’s. He likes throwing, um, Earth Day parties.”
QB Jason Campbell exiled to Cleveland
“I know I’ve pretty much outlived my usefulness in pro football,” the 31-year-old signal caller said. “But being exiled to a team that’s averaged four wins each year since 1999, no joke, I could last another 5-6 years in this league."
Pistons pawned at American Jewelry & Loan
Detroit Pistons owner Tom Gores announced that he has pawned the team to American Jewelry & Loan, the Detroit pawn shop owned by Les Gold.
Canucks to give away bobbleheads of Luongo sitting on the bench
"Even if Luongo starts a game, he usually gives up a flurry of goals and gets pulled anyway so we felt the fans deserved an accurate portrayal of our inconsistent goalie," said Trent Carroll, EVP of Sales & Marketing for the Canucks.
Urlacher’s leadership skills lauded at local bingo hall
Ex-Bear Brian Urlacher turned some heads at a Lake Forest bingo hall this week. The NFL free agent was described as “vocal and vivacious” during a three-hour bingo tournament, loudly informing fellow bingo players where to pick up their cards and where to sit.
