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After inking deal with Quaker Oats, Chicago Fire promise to ‘stay consistent’ this season

Soccer Kelgraydon - January 18, 2012

"We are proud to bring Quaker Oats onto the field with us this season," said Coach Frank Klopas. "Their oatmeal makes sure we don't bring any more crap onto the field than we have to."

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