Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 5, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

ESPN sues Jets for not playing Tebow enough

The stage was set for another miracle by Timothy "Jesus" Tebow under the bright lights of Monday Night Football. Only, the Jets didn't get the memo. ESPN has filed for a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against the Jets for not playing Tim Tebow enough against the Texans Monday night.

Marshall shatters Bears all-time record for receiving yards in a season after 5 games

Through just five games this season, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall has destroyed the Bears all-time record for receiving yards in a season with 496. The previous record was set by Curtis Conway who managed 424 yards in all 16 games of the 1996 season.

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 5 (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Play along as the Bears take on the Jaguars in a city that probably can't support a D-II college team.

Bears proudly announce offensive coordinators for 2013 and 2014

Former Bears coordinator Terry Shea and soon-to-be-fired Dallas coach Jason Garrett have been tabbed to lead the offense in 2013 and 2014.

Bears to use ‘Webb bumping’ as good luck charm

"As soon as I put my hands on number 73, I feel 4 years younger," said Jared Allen of the Vikings, who has 63 of his 107 career sacks against Webb. "I never could understand why the Bears still use him. I guess we know now it's because he's a 6'7" leprechaun."

NFL develops CutlerCam™ so media can scrutinize Bears QB every second of every game

In cooperation with FOX and ESPN, the National Football League has created a new camera that will document every single moment of Jay Cutler's game, beginning three hours before kickoff and ending at dawn the next morning.