Bears promote starting defense to first team offense
"This is exactly what we want to do," said Bears head coach Lovie Smith. "Have you seen what our offense is capable of? False starts and dropped passes if we are lucky."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 9 (Tennessee Titans)
Play along as the Bears visit the Titans in Nashville in a game that will decide once and for all if Jay Cutler is a big-time quarterback. Probably.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 8, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
‘Ghost of Grossman Past’ possesses Jay Cutler
“The timing of this possession was not a coincidence. The vengeful spirit of Rex Grossman is strongest near All Hallows Eve," said Father O’Malley.
After some doubt, Carimi proves he can be as useless as past offensive tackles
Just seven games into the season, Bears right tackle Gabe Carimi has cemented his place among other disappointing Bears tackles of the past few years.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 8, 2012 (Carolina Panthers)
Play along as the Bears host a QB who pretends to be Superman even though the team he "leads" is 1-5.
J’Marcus Webb admits he’s looking past Panthers to Halloween
"We had some meetings I guess, but I don't remember much. I was trying to decide what my costume should be. I asked J'Webb Nation on Twitter, but the only idea I liked was that I should go as a Pro Bowl left tackle," Webb said.
