Fans criticize Cutler for lack of quality helmet
"What's wrong with this guy?" said 44-year-old hater Bill Burns, an Arlington Heights resident. "How much does he make? He can't use some of that money to buy a good quality helmet?"
Chicken Little, noted Bears fan, freaks out despite team’s 7-2 record
"It's all over!" he shouted, looking for cover as if the very columns of Soldier Field were going to crumble atop him. "We're barely still in first place more than halfway through the season! What happens if we lose every game the rest of the year!"
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 10 (Houston Texans)
Play along as the Bears take on the Texans in a game the media will hail as the Bears' chance to prove themselves against a real team.
Study reveals 87% of fantasy owners more qualified to run Cowboys than Jerry Jones
"We've found even the most casual fantasy owner has better drafting and personnel instincts than Mr. Jones," said a Yahoo representative. "Some of these owners don't even update their rosters every week and still field a more consistent team than the Cowboys."
Charles Tillman ‘Peanut Punch’ T-Shirt, with $5 going to Tillman’s charity for every shirt...
Great news! Peanut Tillman liked our shirt so much that we're now partnering with him to donate $5 of each one sold to his foundation. So by buying one you're getting a great shirt AND helping a great cause.
Tillman trademarks Forced Fumble™
"I think I have pretty much mastered the art of the forced fumble so I think I should benefit from it," Tillman said.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 9, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
