Xfinity adds subtitles to Urlacher commercials for those who speak English
It was long thought that Urlacher was speaking some sort of lost Sumerian language, much like the dialect Shannon Sharpe speaks on Sunday.
Kellen Davis lobbies NFL for new ‘Fall Downs’ statistic
According to Davis, this new statistic would look at players and their ability to fall down on breaks, trip over air, get pancaked on blocking plays and make nothing happen after a catch.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 13, 2012 (Seahawks)
Play along as the Bears and their "rag-tag" offensive line take on the Seattle in a "must-win" game at "balmy Soldier Field." Click on the image to view a larger, printer-friendly size.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 12, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Jay Cutler looking to adopt J’Marcus Webb
"I felt my fatherly instincts kick in and I figured being a dad to him would take our relationship to the next level," said Cutler. "Our relationship has been rocky, but like any father and son I think we can fix that."
Jets lineman to IR with butt injury after boneheaded Mark Sanchez play
"Whether or not he needs a colostomy remains to be seen," Whitman said. "We are also running tests to see if Mark is suffering from concussion problems after the play."
Injury-plagued game has Bears fans confused by concept of Pyrrhic victory
When asked how best to describe the game, local Chicagoan Sam Bond said, "A win's a win, isn't it?"
