Devin Hester makes wrong turn on way home from practice, is lost for hours
It was also reported that Hester called Jay Cutler for help. Upon receiving the call Cutler, rolled his eyes, threw his arms up in the air, yelled an expletive into the phone, and slumped down on his couch.
Jerry Jones considers placing Dez Bryant on IR, adding himself to roster
"There is a certain former all-conference free agent out there I've had my eye on for awhile," Jones said as he turned to face the gigantic mirror that lines an entire wall of his suite. "Yes sir. Just the guy for the job."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 15, 2012 (Packers)
Play along as the Bears take on the Packers at Soldier Field to decide yet again whether I-90 belongs to Illinois or Wisconsin.
Bears replace O-line with cardboard cutouts of Covert, Bortz, Hilgenberg, Thayer and Van Horne
The Bears coaching staff has decided to shake up the offensive line for the third time this season, opting to replace the current offensive line with cardboard cutouts of Jimbo Covert, Mark Bortz, Jay Hilgenberg, Tom Thayer, and Keith Van Horne. The intimidation factor alone is going to do a better job than the real line.
Cutler to face Packers encased in plastic bubble
The Bears announced today that banged-up QB Jay Cutler will play Sunday against the Packers, but would be encased in a plastic bubble similar to the one made famous by the 1970s movie starring John Travolta.
Packers fans livid after Bears-Packers game scheduled during prime hunting season
Green Bay fans are expected to make the pilgrimage to Soldier Field this weekend. One fan, Joseph Willhelm of Fond du Lac, offered his solution: "I plan to shoot deer as I see 'em on I-90, from my window. Don't worry, I'll pick up the carcasses on the way back up."
Closer look at Mayan calendar reveals world will only end if Packers beat Bears...
"We uncovered a link between mass celebrations in the land of the frozen tundra and a cataclysmic earthquake that could trigger the apocalypse," said Mesoamerican expert Donald Benson.
