Saturday, August 16, 2025

All 32 NFL teams hoping to go 0-16 for a chance to draft Jadeveon...

"Bruce Smith used to give me nightmares," said John Elway. "Clowney makes Bruce Smith look like Bruce Jenner. And not the Bruce Jenner from back when he was winning decathlons. Bruce Jenner from now who looks like a corpse. That's how good Clowney is."

Central banking system collapses as all Packers fans sell team stock at the same...

When Packers fans discovered that there wasn’t any depth in the front seven and the running-back-by-committee approach wasn’t yielding enough yards from the line of scrimmage, it immediately prompted a run of global proportions.

Bears looking for polite way to tell Ditka to stay away

"I was a little shocked," said Trestman. "I'm not sure if he understood why we had asked him to address the team. Maybe he didn't know it was a one-time thing."

NFL solves concussion problem by blocking ESPN from doing documentary about brain injuries

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell declared victory over concussions today after blocking ESPN from co-producing a documentary about head trauma with PBS.

NFL reaches historic $1 billion mark in defensive player fines

Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that the fine levied on Bears linebacker Jon Bostic earlier this week put the NFL over the $1 billion mark for penalties against defensive players.

Trestman invites Wannstedt to Halas Hall to check out newly paved parking lot

“I thought it was only fair to reach out to Dave,” Trestman told Bears.com. “After all, his Bears team has one more playoff appearance than mine.”

Bears player fined for hard hit NFL plans to use in highlight DVD set...

"Even though Bostic is being fined for the hit, it will be included in a compilation of hits on an NFL Films DVD and they will be set to the Scorpions song 'Rock You Like A Hurricane'," said Roger Goodell. "People love violence, even if the receiver is knocked unconscious."