Thursday, August 14, 2025

Super Bowl replaced by BuzzFeed quiz that determines ‘Which team you would’ve rooted for’

"In lieu of staging an actual game and letting people experience something in reality, we've decided to just team up with BuzzFeed to determine who you would have rooted for, if the game had actually been played," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

NFL sets Super Bowl start for 4:20 p.m. EST

"I hope there's like a ton of Taco Bell Dorito Locos spots during the game, because I could eat those things all day, man. All freaking day. Hey, have you seen my Visine? I have a press conference in 10 minutes," said Goodell.

Richard Sherman takes vow of silence until after Super Bowl

Outspoken Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman has taken a vow of silence until after he plays in Feb. 2's Super Bowl.

Aaron Hernandez, Alex Rodriguez to star in Netflix’s ‘Trading Places’

Two of the most maligned figures in sports are linking up, but it probably won't get them anywhere.

23 Things Only Chicago Sports Fans Of The ’90s Can Relate To

If you were a sports fan living in Chicago during the 90's, you probably experienced most of this list at some point.

Peyton Manning’s helmet mark gets its own TV show: ‘Forehead of the Class’

The new series, entitled “Forehead of the Class,” will debut during sweeps week. In the meantime, Manning’s red spot will be seen on NFL Network doing pregame before the 49ers-Panthers game this weekend.

NFL uses Watson computer to tally yards allowed by Bears defense in 2013

When Watson attempted to determine the rushing totals, the computer shorted out, then exploded. Its final report stated 01110000|01110010|01100001|01111001. Translated: pray.