Cutler calls off engagement with Cavallari after watching a rerun of ‘The Hills’
"I used to think Kristin was just your average extremely spoiled West Coast rich girl who never worked a day in her life, but now I know she's just as bad as people like Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Truly awful."
Heckler Exclusive: Details of NFL’s new collective bargaining agreement
After a brief lockout, NFL owners and players have struck a new labor accord that is expected to be ratified this week. The full text has not been revealed, but The Heckler has confirmed specific details.
Heckler Comic: Nowitzki casts big shadow in Big D
Following his team's championship, Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki is stealing some of the limelight from other Dallas athletes.
Nike unveils controversial new Michael Vick ads
Just days after announcing a new endorsement deal with Mike Vick, Nike has launched a controversial new print campaign tackling the football star's dog-fighting problems head on.
Archie Manning admits he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl...
During a recent interview with Barbara Walters, Archie Manning revealed that despite having fathered two of the best quarterbacks in recent history, he only really loves the son that wins the Super Bowl that year.
Football fan soon to be out of excuses, must focus on saving marriage
The NFL lockout has forced lifelong Bears fan Frank Colwyn to focus on his marriage instead of football or football-related activities.
NFL owners decide to test theory that ‘fans don’t pay to see the owners...
With the NFL lockout on the verge of updating its status from rumor to reality, the owners have decided to test the theory that fans don’t pay to see the owners play by organizing professional kick the can leagues where the owners star as players.
