Thursday, August 28, 2025

Nike unveils new Bears wide receiver gloves featuring large hole in middle of hands

Most teams’ new wide receiver gloves create a team logo when the receivers place their hands together. But to fashion a uniform more adept to Bears culture, Nike officials decided to create a gigantic hole to be formed in the middle of the gloves when receivers attempt to place their hands together.

Heckler Stats: Average Cost of Attending Cubs Games & More!

From the average cost of attending Cubs and Sox games to current receding hairline leaders, The Heckler breaks down the most important stats in professional sports.

Heckler Comic: Tebow descends on the Jets

Quarterback Tim Tebow is a Jet, and New York will never be the same.

Lovie still hoping to sign a few washed-up former Rams this off-season

The Bears have had a very active and productive off-season thus far, but head coach Lovie Smith is far from satisfied.

Bears reportedly to attempt rare ‘forward pass’ next season

This is a highly unusual football strategy that involves the quarterback thrusting the ball through the air and a player grasping the ball in their hands down the field.

Tim Tebow woos press conference attendees with spontaneous rendition of ‘Zou Bisou Bisou’

New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow spontaneously broke into song on Monday, wooing the media at his introductory press conference by singing an even sultrier version of "Zou Bisou Bisou," the song made famous by Sunday night's episode of Mad Men.

Pre-injured offensive tackles and multiple safeties top Bears draft needs

New Bears GM Phil Emery wasted no time making a splash by signing head case and Illinois penal code nightmare Brandon Marshall, but at a recent press conference he alerted local media that the 2012 NFL draft is going to run status quo; they plan to focus entirely on finding pre-injured offensive tackles and safeties that no one wants.