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Less than a day after a photo of President Obama tossing a football at Soldier Field made the rounds, the talking heads at Fox News ripped Obama, calling his approach to quarterbacking just "more socialist nonsense."

As time ran out on the Bulls' shocking season-ending loss Thursday night in Philly, Chicagoan Phil Logan came to the startling realization that his fair city's only real hope for a pro sports championship in the next 12 months rested firmly on the shoulders of surly Bears QB Jay Cutler.

The planned league has the tentative name "Professional All Ball," and will contain elements of the four major sports; baseball, football, basketball, and hockey. Game play will require considerably less contact, and more “good old fashioned fun.”

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Ever-surly Jay Cutler showed his displeasure with photographers snapping pics of his baby momma and tiny doggie how for a walk with him Thursday, as evidenced by the photos found at SB Nation. We've already had a few Photoshopped pics of the incident sent to us. Where are yours? Send them out way for your chance to win a few T-shirt or something from thehecklerstore.com.

In an interview following the first Angelo-free draft in a decade, new Bears GM Phil Emery revealed to WSCR's Zach Zaidman that he's been pleased with how everything has gone since joining the team; but is confused by one thing.

The Chicago Matadors is a popular “super-sized” dance team that regularly performs to adoring and raucous fans during Bulls games. Hoping to take their routine to the next level for the playoffs, the team sought to add real-life matadors from Spain to the mix. When flights and arrangements became costly, the Bulls PR found a cheaper group of actual matadors in Lake Forest: the Chicago Bears offensive line.