Sunday, December 21, 2025

Cubs.com emails fans saying they understand if nobody buys tickets the rest of this...

After the Cubs lost their 17th game in 21 attempts, team marketing execs fired off the most heartfelt email they've perhaps ever sent fans, telling them the team understands if nobody buys tickets the rest of this miserable season.

Cubs, Brewers faithful converge on Miller Park to determine ‘MLB’s Drunkest Fans’

Fans of the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers converged on Miller Park today not to watch their wretched baseball teams, but to finally determine which franchise has Major League Baseball's drunkest supporters.

Real-Time Countdown: People that were alive when the Cubs won the World Series

With each passing moment, the number of people that were on the planet the last time the Cubs won a World Series (1908) dwindles. Here you'll see the real-time countdown to zero. It's very sad.

Cubs buy Castro ‘Concentration’ memory game to help with out counts and fundamentals

In an unprecedented show of the new “Cubs Way,” team management has decided to take a bold step in addressing Starlin Castro’s apparent lack of memory when playing the game of baseball.

Cubs bring in Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill to run their draft

Tom Ricketts is sparing no expense in his approach to this year's MLB draft.

Animated GIF: Castro makes an oops

Sometimes Cubs shortstop Starlin Castro has a little brain fart, as manager Dale Sveum likes to say. This is one of those moments as he runs off the field instead of turning two.

Nerds everywhere step forward with scoring advice for Cubs

The Cubs are near-last in the league in every offensive category and fading fast. One good thing about being a Cub, though, is that you have plenty of support. And some of that support happens to come from nerds – nerds on a mission to help the Cubs score.