Monday, May 20, 2024

Magic courts Pat Riley for GM to create ‘Showtime Dodgers’

Magic Johnson has wasted little time in trying to turn around his recently acquired L.A Dodgers. He is attempting to lure his former Lakers head coach Pat Riley as general manager. Johnson seeks out Riley not for his baseball prowess or lack thereof, but rather his ability to bring a certain culture and swag to the teams he runs.

Vinny Del Negro shocks NBA by designing his first play

According to reports, Del Negro locked himself in the bathroom at the Staples Center for over seven hours. When he emerged, he outlined an isolation play for Blake Griffin, shocking his teammates.

Clippers sue Los Angeles barber shop of same name

One week after requesting their most loyal and beloved fan, “Clipper Darrell," remove the “Clipper” from his name, the Los Angeles Clippers legal team is officially back on the war path and declaring mutiny on anyone and anything that dares use their name without permission.

Jordan offers his mansion for free to anyone who can beat him in a...

“I'm just tired of playing basketball here all by myself and need to move out of this place,” said Jordan. “So I would like to give the opportunity for someone to play me in a game of HORSE, and if they beat me, I will give my home away free of charge.”

Angels replace controversial ‘El Hombre’ billboards with new ‘Suck it, Musial’ slogan

After Albert Pujols informed the Los Angeles Angels he did not want them using "El Hombre" as a slogan on their billboards, out of deference to his personal admiration to Stan "The Man" Musial, team officials have replaced the offensive slogan with billboards that simply say "Suck it, Musial."

Lakers GM offers Pau Gasol to Starbucks barista in trade for grande latte

"I've been doing this job for more than 10 years, and still I'm stuck with this single-cup coffee maker," said Kupchak. "You know the kind where you put the little pouch into the thing and a minute later it spits out this swill that I'm convinced strips the enamel off your teeth."