Vinny Del Negro was recently given a vote of confidence by his owner Donald Sterling. Feeling assured, Del Negro decided to actually design his first play.

According to reports, Del Negro locked himself in the bathroom at the Staples Center for over seven hours. When heĀ emerged, he outlined an isolation play for Blake Griffin, shocking his teammates.

“I thought nothing can get better than using the pick and roll every play, every time,” said Del Negro. “This Blake Griffin guy is good, people tell me, and maybe he can do something so I can get to next week before being canned.”

Brew Dreesus