Saturday, May 11, 2024

Last Lions fan finally gives up on return of Barry Sanders

"I just always felt like Barry would eventually return, but now that he's 44 I guess it's time for me to finally give up on that dream," said Franklin Rogalski of Novi.

Suh on Cutler hit: ‘I was trying to kill him’

Ndamukong Suh admitted Tuesday he was trying to kill Jay Cutler with his vicious hit Monday night.

Chicago MNF Bears Bingo — Week 7 (Detroit Lions)

Play along as the Bears take on Mike Schwartz's band of fist-pumping felons on national TV.

NFL forces Tillman to change name to Optimus Prime after shutting down Megatron

"He completely destroyed Megatron," said Goodell while reviewing concussion reports. "Hence, his new name is Optimus Prime."

Calvin Johnson seeks aid of witch doctor to rid him of Madden Curse

"I'm seeing a witch doctor," Johnson reported to the Detroit Free Press on Wednesday. "I've had enough of this. I'm Megatron for God's sake. I'm like the tallest, biggest, fastest freak of nature on the planet, and I'm not catching footballs?! This has to be voodoo."

Bears promote team doctor to offensive line after stellar performance supporting Cutler Monday night

“Did you see Nubie out there after Jay got flattened by Suh?” Tice said, referring to the quick actions of team physician Dr. Gordon Nuber. “While Jay was coughing up a rib and repositioning his spleen, Suh walked over to I presume stomp on Jay’s throwing hand or something. But Nubie moved in between and blocked him off. It was beautiful.”

Jim Schwartz takes out bounty on NFL officials

After a blown call and obscure NFL rule gave the Houston Texans a free touchdown on Thursday, Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz has taken out a bounty on all NFL officials.