Blackhawks bandwagon fans eliminated from playoffs after Game 3 loss to Detroit
Droves of bandwagon Blackhawks fans have been eliminated from the playoffs after Monday night's 3-1 defeat in Detroit, putting Chicago down 2-1 in the best-of-seven series.
"God damn Crawford! Get your head out of your ass,"...
‘Depressed’ Kane only to take home 3 or 4 girls from the bar tonight
Saddened by his team's flat performance in Saturday's 4-1 playoff loss to the Red Wings, Patrick Kane claimed to be "super depressed" and predicted he'd probably only take home three or four girls from the bar later this evening.
Quenneville, Toews celebrate 1st seed lock with angry staring contest
“We were all out on the ice and I don’t think anybody noticed until the smoke started pouring out of their ears,” said Duncan Keith. “Somebody said coach’s mustache grew by like an inch at one point.”
Kane swears shipment of glitter and confetti has nothing to do with next shootout...
“Oh, that?” Kane responded. “Must be Bickell’s. He likes throwing, um, Earth Day parties.”
Chicago media can’t remember what they asked Hawks players about before streak
“Do you, um … like hockey?” one reporter asked a confused Patrick Kane. Several minutes of awkward silence followed, until somebody finally asked Kane if he remembered the streak.
‘Fire Quenneville’ website created after Hawks loss
Stan "Stosh" Kovaleski of northwest suburban Bensenville has started a "Qancel Qoach Q" website after the Blackhawks 6-2 loss to Colorado Saturday night.
Bulls evicted to Gate 6 Parking Lot until Blackhawks lose
"This Blackhawks run has given them complete control of the United Center, so they can enjoy better ice conditions," said Emanuel. "Plus, we can tow anyone who parks on the court after four inches of snow, set up intersection cameras for revenue and ticket for playing Nate Robinson on defensive sets in the 4th."
