Blackhawks sign veteran forward Jason Voorhees to bolster physical game
“This guy has been everywhere, he’s got guts and skates with unbelievable power,” said Bowman. “Are we concerned that he has also taken the most slashing penalties in the league by far? A bit. But you can’t help but root for the guy. They mostly deserved it.”
‘Totally healthy’ Kane and Toews will play rest of first round duck-taped to each-other
"Kane will do the bulk of the skating, while Toews will be strapped to his back, barking out orders. This should feel familiar to both.”
Putin rescinds controversial gay propaganda laws after meeting Patrick Sharp
“We may have made a mistake,” said Putin. “What person would not want to grab this man by his face and kiss both cheeks more times than normal social etiquette would call for?”
Toews gathers young forwards to explain what second place is
“I saw some team above us in the standings and thought I was holding my phone upside down,” said forward Brandon Saad. “So I turned it around, but the picture flipped with it! This went on for like 45 minutes.”
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Find out which NHL jersey you should really be wearing on game day.
Blackhawks to send 31 to Sochi, represent all national hockey teams
All Hawks players will be participating, including Nikolai Khabibulin, who will represent the U.S.S.R. for his 11th Olympic games.
23 Things Only Chicago Sports Fans Of The ’90s Can Relate To
If you were a sports fan living in Chicago during the 90's, you probably experienced most of this list at some point.
