Wednesday, May 1, 2024

Pringles releases limited edition flavor in honor of Mike D’Antoni

Knicks fans have wanted Mike D’Antoni canned for years, but not like this. The mustachioed coach may be on the hot seat in New York, but Pringles believes in him enough to dedicate a new flavor in his honor.

Man wakes from 14-month coma, misses Knicks ‘good’ stretch

All 24-year-old Greg Lewis ever wanted was to see his beloved Knicks win a NBA championship. When a freak hayride accident placed him in a yearlong coma in 2009, it looked like he may never get that chance, but Greg persevered and miraculously woke from his slumber last Tuesday.

Knicks attempting to sign every mediocre point guard in the league

The Knicks made a big splash when they acquired Tyson Chandler to solidify the front court, but now with so much money upfront, the plan is to load the back court with every second-tier point guard available on the market.

Mayor Bloomberg: Watching Knicks games can be unhealthy

The CDC has given a name to the disease: Stoudmelo's Syndrome. The new moniker, of course, is an homage to the two biggest culprits of bad defense on the Knicks: Amare Stoudamire and Carmelo Anthony.

South Beach restaurant owners unite to applaud signing of Eddy Curry

"Eddy Curry may be the Eddy Curry of basketball, but he's the Michael Jordan of over-eating," one excitable restauranteur told reporters. "I can't wait for the payday that'll be coming my way the night that he decides to eat at my restaurant."

Knicks owner says to forget Chris Paul; wants to trade for John Lucas

“John. Lucas. The Third,” replied Dolan when asked who his top choice was to add to the Knicks’ roster. “Did you see this guy at Rucker Park? Well I didn’t because I’m afraid to go there, but I saw it on YouTube. He dominated Kevin Durant!”

Tree sales in New York suffer with announcement of NBA season

The agreement to end the NBA lockout has restored thousands of jobs, but one budding business has seen its sales take a dive since the announcement.