MIT professor proves impossibility of NFL running backs running downhill
Michael Stern is a huge NFL fan and MIT professor who decided a "downhill runner" could not exist in the three-dimensional world of football but went out and proved it.
Aaron Rodgers sues WWE for stealing his wrestling belt idea
“I am just trying to protect what is rightfully my intellectual property,” Rodgers said. “I have some other great ideas I'll give to the WWE, free of charge. How about when a championship changes hands, the new champ throws chalk in the air with his arms spread wide? Cool, right? My idea.”
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After tough loss, Gronkowski retires to focus on first love of nailing porn stars
Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski announced Monday he will be retiring from football immediately to focus on his first love of having sex with porn stars, which is how he reportedly spent his bye week after photos of him with 20-year-old porn star BiBi Jones were posted to Twitter last week.
Cubs to replace Aramis with giant pile of cash they’re saving with his departure
New Cubs president Theo Epstein announced Monday that he's going to replace Aramis Ramirez in the lineup with a giant pile of some of the cash the team will be saving should they lose the third baseman to free agency this winter.
La Russa retirement bumps Quade up to fifth-best NL Central manager
The absence of a manager with one of the NL Central's six clubs makes the Cubs' manager the division's fifth best.
Fickle Broncos fans start new ‘Te-Blow!’ chant
As the clock wore down on the Lions' 45-10 drubbing of the Broncos in Denver Sunday, fans began a new chant, this time deriding the QB they had spent the whole season clamoring for.
