Bart Scott’s obscene gesture directed at handicapped child not reporter
Little Jimmy Roscoe, age 12 from Flemington, NJ, was wheeled into the Jets locker room late Sunday afternoon to fulfill his lifelong dream of meeting linebacker Bart Scott. The New York chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation had set up the surprise visit with the Jets organization earlier in the week.
Marlins trade for Zambrano, mistakenly believing he is on the White Sox
After a career of ups and downs with the Cubs, Carlos Zambrano has been traded to Miami, a deal that only materialized after the Marlins were mistakenly lead to believe that the hot-tempered starting pitcher was a member of the White Sox.
Martz forces Cutler and Forte to shoulder the load by reading 90% of his...
"It is with a heavy heart and an eye to the future, that I announce," Cutler told reporters while awkwardly reading from a legal notepad, before lateraling the speech to Forte, who finished by saying, "My resignation from the Chicago Bears."
Lovie asks how many timeouts he can use during each GM interview
"Like maybe one or two per interview?" he asked. "Wait, hold on, timeout. You know it takes me 5-6 hours to process the events around me, so I need plenty of stoppages when interviewing guys."
Cutler gives thumbs up to Martz resignation, tears ligaments in thumb
When asked by a reporter what he thought about the resignation of Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz, Jay Cutler gave an enthusiastic thumbs up. Unfortunately for Cutler, it was the same thumbs he broke six weeks ago and the sudden movement tore numerous ligaments. Cutler now faces an additional six to eight weeks of rehab. Experts immediately began questioning Cutler's toughness after yet another injury struck the young star.
Bears hire Hendry to replace Angelo
In a move sure to have far-reaching implications for the future of the franchise, the Bears announced today they have fired long-time GM Jerry Angelo, who will immediately be replaced by former Cubs GM Jim Hendry.
