Monday, July 28, 2025

Facebook bans all fantasy football-related status updates

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg today announced a ban on all status updates about users' fantasy football teams, citing millions of annoyed subscribers.

Xfinity adds subtitles to Urlacher commercials for those who speak English

It was long thought that Urlacher was speaking some sort of lost Sumerian language, much like the dialect Shannon Sharpe speaks on Sunday.

Sammy Sosa had acceptance speech ready and translated, just in case

Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens do not have the votes necessary to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. This comes as no surprise to most people, but Sosa is shocked.

Unsure how to react to good team, Knicks fans boo during wins

"For most of my adult life, this team has been garbage, and I got accustomed to booing and stuff when Isiah was the coach and they would lose," said one fan. "So even when they win now, I boo."

Kellen Davis lobbies NFL for new ‘Fall Downs’ statistic

According to Davis, this new statistic would look at players and their ability to fall down on breaks, trip over air, get pancaked on blocking plays and make nothing happen after a catch.

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 13, 2012 (Seahawks)

Play along as the Bears and their "rag-tag" offensive line take on the Seattle in a "must-win" game at "balmy Soldier Field." Click on the image to view a larger, printer-friendly size.

Badgers named best Big Ten team that didn’t get tattoos illegally or have a...

Congratulations go out to the Wisconsin Badgers, who emerged as the Big Ten's best football team that didn't trade tattoos for memorabilia or have a long-time coach emerge as a pedophile after retirement.