Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2012 (Cardinals)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cards in what is sure to be called a "must-win game" a dozen times before the half.
Cubs to stuff everybody’s stocking with a Major League pitcher this Christmas
“These gifts have value that will ideally grow over time,” said Hoyer. “Think of them as a savings bond that you can flip later for the next iPad.”
With Pierzynski gone, Chicago athletes battle to take over as city’s biggest jerk
Former White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski left town this week for Texas, leaving Chicagoans everywhere in search of the newest athlete to hate.
All Cubs fan wants for Christmas is for the Cubs.com merchandise emails to stop...
"I get it -- jackets and hats are 25% off!" he said, exasperated. "Do I really need five emails a day reminding me that I can get all my holiday shopping done at once right there at Cubs.com?"
Mike Tice still trying to decide which play to call on crucial third down...
"Um ... a run? No, wait ..." he said, unsure of himself. "What if we throw the ball to Brandon? Have we done that yet this drive? Do we have any timeouts left or did we burn them all in the first two minutes of the half like usual?"
Devin Hester makes wrong turn on way home from practice, is lost for hours
It was also reported that Hester called Jay Cutler for help. Upon receiving the call Cutler, rolled his eyes, threw his arms up in the air, yelled an expletive into the phone, and slumped down on his couch.
With so few ’90s All-Stars left in league, White Sox struggle to fill roster
"We were excited to get Jeff to play third base this season," said an excited Hahn. "Wait a minute ... his last name's Keppinger? I thought it was Bagwell."
