NFL orders Lovie Smith to attend Clock Management sessions
Following his team’s sloppy, poorly coached 34-29 victory against the Carolina Panthers, Lovie Smith was sentenced to 18 hours of Clock Management training.
Ndamukong Suh eats Cowboys offensive lineman for breakfast
A few hours before kickoff of Sunday’s Lions-Cowboys game in Dallas, Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh reportedly ate a hearty breakfast of three eggs, a bagel, and an entire Cowboys offensive lineman.
The Heckler’s Fall ’11 issue is out
The Heckler's Fall 2011 issue is out. If you're a paid subscriber, check your email for download information. Also, non-subscribers can download the PDF for just 99 cents.
Bears Bingo: Back by popular demand!
Play along this Sunday while watching the Monsters of the Midway (freebie!) take on the Panthers. Click here for a larger, more printer-friendly version.
Play the Ditka vs. Zombies game!
Ever wonder who would win if it was Ditka versus a horde of the undead? Now's your chance to find out! Don't let Da Coach get da brains eaten out of him!
Ryan Fitzpatrick still haunted by near-perfect 49 on the Wonderlic Test
When told that Dan Marino and Vince Young scored 16 on their tests, Fitzpatrick snapped, “But I went to Harvard. 49 … that’s not even good for Yale.”
Carl Weathers’ NFL Power Rankings — Week 3
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Mr. Weathers, despite playing in only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
