Former Rookie of the Year Henry Rowengartner announces that 2019 will be his final...
It’s been one heck of a run. A fairy tale that couldn’t have been scripted any better. After 26 years and 26 World Series titles, Henry Rowengartner is saying that 2019 will be his last season in the big leagues.
Tom Ricketts reportedly trying way too hard to make everyone happy
Earlier this week Cubs owner Tom Ricketts reported to Mesa for the start of Spring Training and faced a barrage of questions about the politically charged emails from his father that were leaked by...
White Sox offer Bryce Harper 10 years/$400 million with opt-out every game
After devastatingly losing out on a bidding war for Machado to the bleeping’ San Diego Padres, the White Sox front office is looking to salvage the offseason by offering Bryce Harper a 10 year/$400 million offer with an opt out after every game.
Clark the Cub files police report after senseless attack by rogue mascots seen wearing...
It’s a somber day in Chicago. Clark the Cub, the beloved mascot of the Cubs, hailed by many as the main reason the curse was broken, was apparently attacked by a thug paw patrol...
Reinsdorf sells Bulls so White Sox can sign Manny Machado for 10 years/$2.9 billion
Reinsdorf, who sold the Bulls to Elon Musk, says that he is looking forward to putting all of his money into one new player on the White Sox, and hopes that Musk can shoot the Bulls into space to keep us safe from ever having to watch them again.
Sobbing Cubs fan asks when he can start writing checks to Sinclair
The Cubs made the 2020 launch of their new Marquee Sports Network official today and many fans are outraged about the partnership with Sinclair Broadcasting, which is infamous for -- among other things -- forcing...
Cubs already regretting 2019 marketing slogan
"We should have given this more thought," said a representative from the team's now-fired marketing agency.
