Sunday, April 28, 2024

Clerical error forces Game 7 between the Heat and Packers

"Turns out Green Bay was on a team retreat to South Beach, so it all worked out really well for them unfortunately," said Nellie Scott, the NBA admin whose fatal "K" keystroke forced the Packers to take on the Heat rather than the Pacers. "It really was a bloodbath."

‘I bet the Packers are going to tank just to screw the Bears!’ says...

"The one time I find myself rooting for Green Bay, I know they're going to tank against the Vikings Sunday just to screw the Bears," said Emmert, blissfully ignorant to the fact that a Packers win in Minneapolis solidifies a first-round bye for Green Bay.

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 15, 2012 (Packers)

Play along as the Bears take on the Packers at Soldier Field to decide yet again whether I-90 belongs to Illinois or Wisconsin.

Packers fans livid after Bears-Packers game scheduled during prime hunting season

Green Bay fans are expected to make the pilgrimage to Soldier Field this weekend. One fan, Joseph Willhelm of Fond du Lac, offered his solution: "I plan to shoot deer as I see 'em on I-90, from my window. Don't worry, I'll pick up the carcasses on the way back up."

Closer look at Mayan calendar reveals world will only end if Packers beat Bears...

"We uncovered a link between mass celebrations in the land of the frozen tundra and a cataclysmic earthquake that could trigger the apocalypse," said Mesoamerican expert Donald Benson.

Packer fan’s wife to seek asylum during trip to Chicago

"If Stan didn't want this to happen, he never should have taken me to last year's game and dangled civilized society in front of me," she said.

Packers fans demand return of replacement refs after even more terrible calls in Sunday’s...

After another terribly officiated game, Packers fans are demanding the return of replacement refs, even tough Green Bay held on for a 28-27 win over New Orleans. "I can't believe the calls made in this...