Friday, March 29, 2024

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 17, 2013 (Packers)

Play along as the Bears and Packers duke it out in a rivalry that's the NFL's oldest (in case you hadn't heard).

Packers announce Rodgers to start Sunday and pretend game means anything

The Packers today announced Aaron Rodgers will start Sunday against the Bears and pretend whichever team wins won't be crushed in the first round of the playoffs.

Packers team doctor, who swears he’s not Mike Ditka, declares Rodgers unfit to play

"Listen here, there's no way that Rodgers is going to start so long as the Packers have a chance to take the division lead from da Bears. I mean, as long as his arm or whatever is still busted up."

Skip Bayless questions the toughness of Aaron Rodgers’ clavicle

"Listen, you keep bringing up his Super Bowl MVP, but what's Rodgers done for the Packers lately?" Bayless asked regarding the 2012, 2011, and 2009 Pro-Bowl selection. "Ultimately, I don't think his clavicle is up for the pressures of an NFL season."

Schaumburg man orders McCown jersey online after upset victory

"McCown was awesome," Greenblatt gushed. "I mean, Forte was also awesome, and so was that offensive line, but McCown, man, he was something else. Our backup guy was so much better than the Packers backup guy."

Favre keeps calling Packers front office, nervously hanging up when they answer

After Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers went down with a shoulder injury in the first quarter of Monday's loss to the Bears, friends of former franchise quarterback Brett Favre have told media reports that...

Central banking system collapses as all Packers fans sell team stock at the same...

When Packers fans discovered that there wasn’t any depth in the front seven and the running-back-by-committee approach wasn’t yielding enough yards from the line of scrimmage, it immediately prompted a run of global proportions.