Monday, May 13, 2024

Send us your Seahawks-Packers referee Photoshops

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Wisconsin farmer invents fleet of ‘robot’ referees

Upon investigation, however, the “robots” were found to be mostly goats and other wildlife sewn into scarecrows, with tape recorders that occasionally blurted “NO CATCH.”

Unions suddenly extremely important to Paul Ryan, rest of Wisconsin

“Before we were dealing with frivolous issues, like education and teachers," said Ryan. "But now we are dealing with the Packers, America’s team, who lost a game because of these greedy billionaires and I will not stand for it.”

Media blasts Aaron Rodgers for yelling at teammate, but lets Cutler slide yet again

"Obviously [James] Jones could have run a better route," said former Pittsburgh Steelers great Terry Bradshaw. "But that's no reason to yell at him. It's just unacceptable and I'd level the same criticism at any player in the league."

Trent Dilfer can’t wait to go to work in the morning

"I really don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight," he said, still giddy after watching Bears QB Jay Cutler drop an egg in front of a national audience. "All my years of criticism have finally paid off. I know one quarterback who is going to be turning in an elite performance this week!"

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 2 (Green Bay Packers)

Play along as the Bears travel north to battle Aaron "The Welch" Rodgers and the hated Packers on semi-national television.

Aaron Rodgers loses bet to Kris Kross, has to wear uniform backwards against Bears

A day after Aaron Rodgers renege on his bet with Boyz II Men to wear a 49ers jersey all week after losing to San Francisco Sunday, he's now found himself on the losing end of a bet with another '90s hip-hop sensation.