Following an embarrassing loss to the Green Bay Packers Thursday night, Bears fans are dreading going to work on Friday. Football analyst Trent Dilfer, on the other hand, can’t wait.

“I really don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight,” he said, still giddy after watching Bears QB Jay Cutler drop an egg in front of a national audience. “All my years of criticism have finally paid off. I know one quarterback who is going to be turning in an elite performance this week!”

Dilfer then pointed to himself.