Saturday, May 18, 2024

Prince Fielder wins $5 on scratch-off lottery ticket, buys Detroit with cash

Fielder has promised no major changes to Detroit in the near future, but he does envision something that will have people saying "Prince Fielder lives here."

Jim Schwartz promises Lions fans he’ll learn how to coach this season

Coming off a 4-12 campaign, Detroit Lions fans needed a reason to believe this season, and head coach Jim Schwartz has provided it, vowing to "learn how to coach this year, I swear."

Ndamukong Suh denies playing dirty while holding Christian Ponder in a vicious headlock

"I'm not here to talk about Christian Ponder, or my habit of putting the opposing quarterback into a headlock until they say 'uncle' every time I beat them in a regular season game," said Suh.

Burleson: Pizzas were ‘super delicious’ and ‘totally worth it’

"Have you ever had Jet's Pizza? That stuff is delicious," a groggy post-op Burleson said. "Yeah, I broke my arm in two places and totaled out my SUV, but that pizza was really, really good."

Concussions and ACL injuries force NFL tacklers to focus on the balls

"Shots to the knees shorten careers while headhunting leads to long-term CTE issues," said NFLPA executive director DeMaurice Smith. "But your testicles? What's the worst that can happen, low sperm count?"

Play Bears Bingo — Week 10, 2013 (Lions)

Play along as Jay's groin is the talk of the town.

Recently fired Schwartz confident he will quickly find work in Detroit’s robust job market

After five years as Detroit's head coach, Jim Schwartz is out of a job, fired for failing to make the playoffs this year despite a 6-2 start. Schwartz said he's staying in Detroit, where he's confident he'll find a new job in short order.