Thursday, May 2, 2024

White Sox fan ‘terribly disappointed’ to find out Anthony Rizzo plays for the Cubs

“I just found out tonight that Anthony Rizzo doesn’t play for the White Sox," said Jenson. "He plays for the Cubs, did you guys know that?”

Giolito’s jersey retirement ceremony to follow shutout over Royals next month

“No White Sox player will ever wear number 27 again,” team GM Rick Hahn told local scribes at a press conference to announce the retirement of the jersey of pitcher Lucas Giolito on March 26, the day of the team's home opener against Kansas City.

With rain looming, Barrett and Pierzynski willing to fight until death to determine winner...

With April weather infiltrating mid-June in Chicago, the Cubs-Sox series at Wrigley appears to be in jeopardy. Joe Maddon and Rick Renteria met privately Monday to determine what they would like to...

White Sox acquire another massive parking lot at trade deadline

As the entire league is abuzz with trade deadline deals the White Sox were not to be left out. The team made a deal of its own, acquiring a huge parking lot near Guaranteed Rate Field.

MLB cancels replay in meaningless games on account of it being stupid

MLB Commissioner Rob "Right Said" Manfred today announced the league will no longer conduct instant replay reviews in games that have no playoff implications, citing "stupidity."

Hawk Harrelson’s H.O.F. speech to be lots of dead air and a story about...

Congratulations are in order for retired White Sox announcer Ken "Hawk" Harrelson who was today named the 2020 Ford C. Frick Award winner, meaning he'll have his place in Cooperstown.

Cubs waiting to see if humanity survives the next few months before making offseason...

With the world teetering on the verge of nuclear destruction, the Cubs have decided to not make any moves this offseason until they are sure that there is anyone alive left to sign at all.