Remaining Cubs rush to claim Schwarber’s walk-up music
The news that Kyle Schwarber and the Cubs were likely parting ways had barely broke when Dante Deiana's phone started lighting up.
Cubs look to hire bad Harry Caray impersonating twins to replace Len Kasper
"Our budget constraints are forcing us to think outside the box to find Len's replacement."
Todd Ricketts awarded Medal of Freedom and honorary doctorate from Trump University
"President Trump awarded me an honorary doctorate from his esteemed university," said Ricketts. "From now on, call me Dr. Todd Ricketts."
Cubs fans beg team to trade Todd Ricketts next
As the Cubs' apparent sell-off of 2020 continues, fans are pleading with Jed Hoyer to make part-owner Todd Ricketts the next member of the team to be shipped out of town.
Bears unable to find Jimmy Graham after game-ending TD
"Yeah, it's true," said head coach Matt Nagy. "Jimmy left the field right after that play and we're not sure where he wound up."
KB clarifies: Baseball isn’t fun when you hit .206
A minor controversy erupted Thursday when Cubs 3B Kris Bryant was quoted as saying baseball isn't fun for him anymore. He later clarified his comments, saying they were taken out of context.
Heckler Podcast: 7-time Jeopardy! champion Brian Chang
A Very Important Podcast by The Heckler is back! Today's guest is Brian Chang, a friend of Brad's who recently wrapped up a seven-game winning streak on Jeopardy! during which he netted $163,904 in prize money. Only about 30 other people have had a streak like that in the history of the show.
